Jason Hates Selfies

A man playing with his phone painfully learns that the legendary serial killer Jason Voorhees can't stand the urgency of social media.

A man playing with his phone painfully learns that the legendary serial killer Jason Voorhees can't stand the urgency of social media.

A man playing with his phone painfully learns that the legendary serial killer Jason Voorhees can't stand the urgency of social media.

A man playing with his phone painfully learns that the legendary serial killer Jason Voorhees can't stand the urgency of social media.

A man playing with his phone painfully learns that the legendary serial killer Jason Voorhees can't stand the urgency of social media.

A man playing with his phone painfully learns that the legendary serial killer Jason Voorhees can't stand the urgency of social media.

A man playing with his phone painfully learns that the legendary serial killer Jason Voorhees can't stand the urgency of social media.

A man playing with his phone painfully learns that the legendary serial killer Jason Voorhees can't stand the urgency of social media.

A man playing with his phone painfully learns that the legendary serial killer Jason Voorhees can't stand the urgency of social media.

A man playing with his phone painfully learns that the legendary serial killer Jason Voorhees can't stand the urgency of social media.

A man playing with his phone painfully learns that the legendary serial killer Jason Voorhees can't stand the urgency of social media.

A man playing with his phone painfully learns that the legendary serial killer Jason Voorhees can't stand the urgency of social media.